When your parents treat you like an equal, not like you have to act as if they're god?
Damn okay, I love being ordered around in front of guests very rudely. It's a favorite pass time of mine actually.
C'mon, tell me to wash the ceiling, scrub the oven, clean up my brother's spit up one more time, I fucking dare you.
I love that so much,
it shows that you care
"We know you're capable" Shut the fuck up. Stop bullshitting me and give me a break.
When was the last time either of you cleaned the kitchen? Washed the bathroom?
I most certainly enjoy getting yelled at, sure, hit the back of my head and tell me to listen. Why not?
Of course, I'd find it phenomenal to treat my brother like he's not a fucking retard. Asshole? Nooo, he's an angel!
I know I don't talk to anyone, so my social skills are shit.
So instead of forcing me to family activities and scold me when I fuck up, how about leaving me alone?